Statement: “Every baby is different“, as uttered by every parent and grandparent and friend of your coworker’s neighbor’s nanny and plastered everywhere on the Interwebs and in the footnotes of every parenting book, is true. Nutty first-time parent behavior: I googled the sh*t out of everything. Being a first-time parent means that anything you did not care about before the baby, or is even greatly disgusted by (poop!), is now vitally important.. Read More